I'm Not A Gorilla But I Can Beat Off A 100 Men Funny Quotes T-Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Fresh Design, Premium Fabric – Printed Just for You

First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.

📸 Image shows a tee, but this design is printed on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout – every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.

The Good Stuff

• 🎨 Fade-Proof Color – Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.
• 🧵 Feels Like a Hug – Gildan® fabric with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Premium comfort from the inside out.
• 👕 Put It On, Forget It’s There – That’s how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.
• 🇺🇸 Cotton Done Right – Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.

Fabric & Construction

• T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) – breathable comfort, durable construction.
• Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
• Fabric note – Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.

Your Perfect Match

Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:

1. Browse colors and compare with the chart.
2. Use the size guide for the best fit.
3. Add to cart and you’re all set!

Shipping & Delivery

• ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
• 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
• ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
• 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.

Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges aren’t possible for made-to-order items, but we’re here if you need anything.

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